I'm a deep thinker when it comes to shallow no brainers.
Text a guy you like right now, "I'm thinking about you." If he says, "mmm are you in bed?" Never speak to him again he's a lifelong moron.
There's estrogen running through my veins!
I did stand-up comedy for seventeen years. I need to explore other things.
I don't know if I could rebuild an airplane engine, but I know a little bit about rotors and rivets.
They used to beat me up after Sunday School, I used to get beat up... yeah, that's a nice little thank you from Jesus.