My grandmother died of natural causes. Or as my family calls it murdered by the lord.

Some people give you that motivation to work harder simply to get the hell away from wherever they are.

When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.

I feel like people who don't brag are trying to make you jealous by thinking they're hiding something more even exciting.

I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.

I get so into the moment.

Someone needs to make a zombie movie where when you get bit it turns you into a singing and dancing extraordinaire.