My grandmother died of natural causes. Or as my family calls it murdered by the lord.

Saw a lost dog sign with a pic of the dog and a little boy hugging it. I'm assuming the kids safe and we're just focusing on the pooch.

Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.

If you have to be at work at 8, it's always like, 7:54. Just enough time to do nothing. To just lay there and go, "I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!

I'm curious by individuals that embrace half a story so they can justify how incomplete they feel about their own self worth.

Quote/Unquote and you can quote me on the quote/unquote.

Every time you come in from cheating on someone, they'll just whip out the most adorable term of endearment. Like, they'll wake up, bright and early, sleep in their eyes and say: "Hey, perfect."