My grandmother died of natural causes. Or as my family calls it murdered by the lord.

It's not for any purpose such as religion, health, or things like that, I just never felt I had the need or want to drink or do drugs.

After you have loss in your life and after you experience something like losing your parents, the greatest gift of that was it prepared me for [anything]. Nothing else is as scary, and certainly stand-up comedy is not as scary as sitting there with your mom and having to have last conversations and things like that. It's heavy stuff, but it's enlightening because it makes me think I shouldn't be afraid of sharing ideas and thoughts with people. It's the yin and the yang of life.

There was a girl I loved in high school - but never spoke to. Cut to my five-year reunion: I'm an entirely different person.

When you see somebody walking down the street wearing a Superman t-shirt, you just want to shoot them in the chest ... when they start to bleed go, I guess not

I want to be able to challenge myself. And do things that are away from what I usually do. Stand-up is safe for me. I can do stand-up in front of twenty-five thousand people, and I'm like, "I know how to do this. This is what I do." I want to be a little scared.

I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.