If you're 1 of the 3 girls in pics with a greaseball whose arms are around you at a club you lose at life. If you're the greaseball you win.

I'm fine, I am just going to go over here and puke shards of my own pelvis into this bush.

I think beating someone to death with a ukulele would just sound funny.

I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!

Sometimes girls act all TNT Network because they know drama. That's when guys get all TBS around you because we think it's very funny.

I'm bringing back the skinny tie but wearing it tied around my balls.

How do you fall into a lion's den, that is my first question there, you think you would be extra carefull around a den of lions.