If you're 1 of the 3 girls in pics with a greaseball whose arms are around you at a club you lose at life. If you're the greaseball you win.

If you lie to a person at least tell someone else you've lied to the truth. It balances out your karma.

It's the worst feeling when you come home alone late at night and think the stranger sitting on your couch is a pile of clothes.

I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.

You know your gut instincts are spot on about a person when you can also detect a water source in the soil beneath them.

I always wanted to do a B&E. Not bacon and eggs. Although I could always go for bacon and eggs. I'm talking about breaking in and entering.

Trolls look for reasons to hate but really what they are mad at is the fact they are not included in anything ever.