I once overheard the sweetest old woman behind me on a train tell her adorable old husband as he scoffed down a ham sandwich she had brought along, "If you ever yell at me to "stop bringing a ham sandwich with me every where we go" again? Next time I'm bringing a gun. And I'm blowing your God damn head off."

I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.

I can do more than just stand-up comedy, and the only way I'll be able to show that is if I do it myself. Because nobody trusts that I can do it.

In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.

I'm willing to write a check for $10,000 if someone can bring to me what I fell is ruining thousands of lives, destroying lives everyday. And I know that you know it's a little thing called Chupacabra.

I'm focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more.

How do you fall into a lion's den, that is my first question there, you think you would be extra carefull around a den of lions.