I once overheard the sweetest old woman behind me on a train tell her adorable old husband as he scoffed down a ham sandwich she had brought along, "If you ever yell at me to "stop bringing a ham sandwich with me every where we go" again? Next time I'm bringing a gun. And I'm blowing your God damn head off."

Drive, ego and cocksureness are all essential elements in terms of getting exactly what you want but losing everything you've got.

I'm not giving up on life. I'm giving up on today.

You have to have a strong sense of humor to date me, and also know that you're probably going to be a part of the routine quite a bit.

I found someones passport on the ground tonight. Where do you sell these things?

On stage I am the actor, director and the bouncer all at the same time. Fear does not exist in this dojo does it? No Sensi! Sorry when I get excited I have to toss in some Karate Kid quotes.

You can't teach an old hater new truths.