I think beating someone to death with a ukulele would just sound funny.

I'm going to hell, ah... but you're laughing, so you're coming.

True love is when you're cheating on a person but the thought of them still makes your eyes smile!

You know what I'd like to be able to do more than anything else? I'd love to be able to shoot spaghetti out of my fingertips. Pppptthhh! Cause no one wants to be covered in spaghetti. No. If I'm on a date with a girl and she's very rude, I'd be like, You know what? Pppptthhh! Enjoy your spaghetti, you're very rude. Enjoy your spaghetti, cause you're rude. Pppptthhh!

It was peace. Peace is when you would shake the hands of the people around you. And you knew peace was coming because the priest would say it five times rapid fire. He'd go, “My peace I leave, my peace I give to you. While we ate Reese's Pieces with the Lord. And I have a piece of lint in my peaceful eye"!

The key to attempting to create art in some aspect is also knowing that it will turn some people off.

People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job.