I think beating someone to death with a ukulele would just sound funny.

What happens in Vegas, I'm telling everyone.

There were times, earlier in my career, where I didn't have the wherewithal to self-edit, and I probably said things and pushed the limits to places where people might be put off. But that's truly part of developing as an artist.

When I'm wrong I'm like the Emperor on the Death Star thinking he'll turn Luke. Yet, when I'm right I'm a Jedi like my father before me.

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.

I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat .... unless I found a whole room of people who also wanted that person dead.

Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!