I think beating someone to death with a ukulele would just sound funny.

I think beating someone to death with a ukulele would just sound funny.

I can do more than just stand-up comedy, and the only way I'll be able to show that is if I do it myself. Because nobody trusts that I can do it.

It's not for any purpose such as religion, health, or things like that, I just never felt I had the need or want to drink or do drugs.

You can try to steal the thunder all you want, it just reminds people I'm the lightning. You rumble in the distance. I light up the sky.

My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare.

Why do they call it the restroom? Is there anybody just resting in this room?