It's hard to be happy for someone when you know deep down they'd kill you if they had the chance.

I'm sure that people who have been tweeting funny things have ended up on writing staffs of a late night show.

The key to attempting to create art in some aspect is also knowing that it will turn some people off.

If haters or whatever want to find you - I mean, some of them are so tenacious. You want to hire them to work for you. Theyre very, very savvy in terms of how they find you and get to you.

Quote/Unquote and you can quote me on the quote/unquote.

When a guy says "I have no idea what you're talking about" it means "I'm thinking of exactly what you're saying I did while I lie to you."

If you lie to a person at least tell someone else you've lied to the truth. It balances out your karma.