I feel like I was born and bred to stay self-motivated. I'm not one of those people who ho-hums and feels sorry for himself when something's bad.
Dane CookNice teeth is a turn on for me. If you open your mouth and it looks like a battle of epic proportions, I don't like it.
Dane CookI would still have old ladies come up to me after the show and pat me on the cheek after I had said all this vulgar stuff. They would be like, 'Oh you're a silly boy - we know you're just playing.
Dane Cook