If you take a negative, turn it inside out, it's still a negative. You're just revealing the ugly inside of negative so I say keep it as is.

A couple of days back, I got into a car accident. Not my fault. Even if it's not your fault, the other person gets out of their car and looks at you like it's your fault: Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing 80!

There's always someone in every group of friends that nobody likes.

When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love.

My brain is very fantastical. If I ever actually recorded myself, I could probably win a Grammy for sex talk. Being on the road while in relationships, you need to learn to pleasure one another.

I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!

It's not for any purpose such as religion, health, or things like that, I just never felt I had the need or want to drink or do drugs.