I'm a deep thinker when it comes to shallow no brainers.

Dear semi hot girl taking photos on a boat. It's not your boat so stop acting like you own it. You drive a used Civic.

I won't take no for a question.

Some girls look beautiful with no makeup on at all. I call them lazy. Now go throw some war paint on you bleak empty canvas you.

There's estrogen running through my veins!

I have never even had a sip of alcohol, never have done drugs. The hardest thing I have ever done would be Pepsi.

When somebody says I wouldn't change a thing they're thinking of something they would change.