You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with.

There were times, earlier in my career, where I didn't have the wherewithal to self-edit, and I probably said things and pushed the limits to places where people might be put off. But that's truly part of developing as an artist.

There's always someone in every group of friends that nobody likes.

I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.

There's estrogen running through my veins!

Sometimes, when you want to make a difference in a person's life, stay out of it.

I'm a deep thinker when it comes to shallow no brainers.