Some people have constipation of the brain but their mouth has the runs.
I feel like I was born and bred to stay self-motivated. I'm not one of those people who ho-hums and feels sorry for himself when something's bad.
I work with a lot of kids. Every year, for the past fifteen years, I work at Comedy Camp where I work with a lot of kids.
Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.
Ma'am, are you trying to molest me via drivethru?
It's amazing how dumb people can impress you with how much stupider they can be when they really assert themselves.