I did stand-up comedy for seventeen years. I need to explore other things.
Losing my mind sounds so pessimistic. I prefer the term winning my insanity.
I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.
I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.
I was told by a girl once that I should teach a course on how to kiss properly. I thought that was really a nice compliment. I then asked her what she thought about my sexual prowess and she recommended I talk to a guy she used to date. Body blow.
You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.