You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with.

Drive, ego and cocksureness are all essential elements in terms of getting exactly what you want but losing everything you've got.

A couple of days back, I got into a car accident. Not my fault. Even if it's not your fault, the other person gets out of their car and looks at you like it's your fault: Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing 80!

My brain is very fantastical. If I ever actually recorded myself, I could probably win a Grammy for sex talk. Being on the road while in relationships, you need to learn to pleasure one another.

I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.

There was a girl I loved in high school - but never spoke to. Cut to my five-year reunion: I'm an entirely different person.

I do think I am funny, or I wouldn't be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and learning.