Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.

My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.

What happens in Vegas, I'm telling everyone.

I miss dating only for that final moment you kiss goodnight, watch her get out of your car and run into the police station.

You have to have a strong sense of humor to date me, and also know that you're probably going to be a part of the routine quite a bit.

When I'm looking for hot button answers to tough questions, I don't look to congressman or my mayor. I say, 'What would Miss U.S.A. have to say about this?'

Strip clubs are great places to meet interesting people you only wanna know for about 40 minutes.