Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.

Strip clubs are great places to meet interesting people you only wanna know for about 40 minutes.

A lot of comics are kind of vampire types; we do our shows and disappear into the night. My philosophy was, this is like politics, and if I want people to know about my campaign, I'm going to go out there and shake hands.

You have to have a strong sense of humor to date me, and also know that you're probably going to be a part of the routine quite a bit.

Saw a lost dog sign with a pic of the dog and a little boy hugging it. I'm assuming the kids safe and we're just focusing on the pooch.

Some people give you that motivation to work harder simply to get the hell away from wherever they are.

There's estrogen running through my veins!