Sometimes, like we all do, I look at myself in the mirror. Sometimes I cry. Like a really hard cry like you just watch yourself cry but then you're done and you're just glowing and you're staring at yourself.
Dane CookI can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.
Dane CookIt's amazing how dumb people can impress you with how much stupider they can be when they really assert themselves.
Dane Cook