I'm not racist, I've got a black president.

If you live far away from a person you no longer want to date just let them know that they are geographically undesirable.

If you lie to a person at least tell someone else you've lied to the truth. It balances out your karma.

If you take a negative, turn it inside out, it's still a negative. You're just revealing the ugly inside of negative so I say keep it as is.

Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.

You know your girls up to no good when her and her friends make a pact to post nothing on Instagram.

I'm fine, I am just going to go over here and puke shards of my own pelvis into this bush.