Start each day out the holy way..with Christ Chex, it's a miracle in a bowl. Just open the box and you hear AHHHHH....and then a lil' angel flies out and says 'good morning, life is beautiful!'.
I'm focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more.
Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.
I'm bringing back the skinny tie but wearing it tied around my balls.
I'm a deep thinker when it comes to shallow no brainers.
When a guy says "I have no idea what you're talking about" it means "I'm thinking of exactly what you're saying I did while I lie to you."