You have to realize, when you're a comedian, that you have to have a thick skin. And trust me, being onstage in front of people is already difficult enough. Somebody's personal attack in an email is not as hard as getting onstage.

I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.

I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.

You can easily tell if a person is lying and cheating on you if they say, I love you. I would never lie to you or cheat on you.

I don't like littering and I think it leads to terrorist activities.

I would love to have acidy spit.

We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments.