You have to realize, when you're a comedian, that you have to have a thick skin. And trust me, being onstage in front of people is already difficult enough. Somebody's personal attack in an email is not as hard as getting onstage.

Teach your kids to make deplorable choices and hopefully they'll rebel and make the right ones.

Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.

I feel like people who don't brag are trying to make you jealous by thinking they're hiding something more even exciting.

Video games don't make people go nuts. I played Super Mario forever. Not once hopping on a turtle or smash my head through a brick ceiling.

When you're on a movie set and you are hopefully making a comedy, everyone's stifling their laughter. You're looking at the crew guys, hoping someone is making that face like, and not like, this is not working out, man.

I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.