I was told by a girl once that I should teach a course on how to kiss properly. I thought that was really a nice compliment. I then asked her what she thought about my sexual prowess and she recommended I talk to a guy she used to date. Body blow.

I don't hate anyone. I simply block them out using hellish visions in a blind white rage. But if I see them out I'm pleasant.

I say God bless you... I don't say bless you... I'm not the Lord. I can't do that...

When somebody says I wouldn't change a thing they're thinking of something they would change.

I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.

Comedy is immediate. Comedy is a solo mission. You're all by yourself, up there. And when you're in a film, on a set, it's a collaborative effort. It's about me being a tool for somebody else to create a story and a character from nothing, from their imagination.

Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.