It's the worst feeling when you come home alone late at night and think the stranger sitting on your couch is a pile of clothes.
Dane CookI can do more than just stand-up comedy, and the only way I'll be able to show that is if I do it myself. Because nobody trusts that I can do it.
Dane CookVince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.
Dane Cook