You can't become tempted if you just give in a little quicker.

Three weeks ago one of my dreams came true. I finally got to see something I always wanted to witness live. I finally saw someone get hit by a car... Nailed!

I'm bringing back the skinny tie but wearing it tied around my balls.

People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job.

Sometimes sex is just a way to escape having to talk to that person.

My advice is: to try and stay really true to the things that make YOU laugh, as opposed to trying to create a character that you think is funny. Some comedians get into bad habits when they are trying to create something that is not them, and they are trying to write a voice that isn't their true voice.

Sometimes girls act all TNT Network because they know drama. That's when guys get all TBS around you because we think it's very funny.