There will be a guy in a yellow poncho, his name is Hank, he will take you to the whopper lair.

Pain only hurts when you are looking for a reason to quit. You don't feel a thing when you know you can still win.

I would love to have acidy spit.

I just get excited doing shows. Off stage I am actually very feeble and must be spoon-fed because my hands are too brittle.

You know your girls up to no good when her and her friends make a pact to post nothing on Instagram.

I've always read books and loved human behavior since I was ten or twelve years old. Maybe even that's why I wanted to do comedy.

I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges.