There will be a guy in a yellow poncho, his name is Hank, he will take you to the whopper lair.

I would still have old ladies come up to me after the show and pat me on the cheek after I had said all this vulgar stuff. They would be like, 'Oh you're a silly boy - we know you're just playing.

I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.

The little boy inside of all us men always loves something video game related.

If you think your demeanor is mellow or not particularly charismatic, the material can life you higher. So write everyday, and get onstage or in a coffee shop where they are doing open mice, anywhere you can perform even if that means starting your own open mic night - and be your own self.

I am going to name a group of my kids after my favorite cartoons, I am going to name them after Transformers.

When I'm looking for hot button answers to tough questions, I don't look to congressman or my mayor. I say, 'What would Miss U.S.A. have to say about this?'