There will be a guy in a yellow poncho, his name is Hank, he will take you to the whopper lair.

I'm going to hell, ah... but you're laughing, so you're coming.

I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'

Time machine... wouldn't you like to travel through time? I would. I'd go back... mess with people. You know what I would do? I would go back to when my mom and dad were having sex, to have me. Ya'know, come in, spank my dad on the ass I'm your son from the future! Ahaha!

On stage I am the actor, director and the bouncer all at the same time. Fear does not exist in this dojo does it? No Sensi! Sorry when I get excited I have to toss in some Karate Kid quotes.

I live my life like there's no yesterday.

You have to have a strong sense of humor to date me, and also know that you're probably going to be a part of the routine quite a bit.