Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day.

When I have a really hot date at a show, I definitely make it a point to use her name. The girls really love that.

When I'm wrong I'm like the Emperor on the Death Star thinking he'll turn Luke. Yet, when I'm right I'm a Jedi like my father before me.

You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.

Some people give you that motivation to work harder simply to get the hell away from wherever they are.

I don't like when juice wears tights, its a horrible combination when juice wears tights.

I don't know if I could rebuild an airplane engine, but I know a little bit about rotors and rivets.