Losing my mind sounds so pessimistic. I prefer the term winning my insanity.
People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job.
When I have a really hot date at a show, I definitely make it a point to use her name. The girls really love that.
Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!
Ex-girlfriends will find themselves in my new routine. Sometimes they like that, and sometimes they definitely do not. But comedians should come with a giant warning or disclaimer: IF YOU DATE ME, IT WILL BE IN MY ACT.
I feel like I was born and bred to stay self-motivated. I'm not one of those people who ho-hums and feels sorry for himself when something's bad.