When you delete pictures of your ex off your phone, it feels lighter.

True love is when you're cheating on a person but the thought of them still makes your eyes smile!

My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.

I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'

The little boy inside of all us men always loves something video game related.

I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.

Losing my mind sounds so pessimistic. I prefer the term winning my insanity.