Sometimes sex is just a way to escape having to talk to that person.
I miss dating only for that final moment you kiss goodnight, watch her get out of your car and run into the police station.
Created a word game to play with a person you're fighting with. Silent Treatment. Nothing happens until one of you quietly says, Hey, you hungry?
Why do bad guys in movies always love to whistle really slowly?
I'm not giving up on life. I'm giving up on today.
How do you fall into a lion's den, that is my first question there, you think you would be extra carefull around a den of lions.