You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with.
Dane CookI am going to name a group of my kids after my favorite cartoons, I am going to name them after Transformers.
Dane CookI think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken in by it, they see that I'm a guy that has love of the game.
Dane Cook