When you delete pictures of your ex off your phone, it feels lighter.

Drive, ego and cocksureness are all essential elements in terms of getting exactly what you want but losing everything you've got.

You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.

What happens in Vegas, I'm telling everyone.

I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.

Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.

Listening to Evanescence makes me want to break up with a girl in real time as a giant antique hourglass falls to the floor in slow motion.