I would love to have acidy spit.
Even when I go to a salad bar, I need to feel like I'm one of the first people there.
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
True love is when you're cheating on a person but the thought of them still makes your eyes smile!
I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.
Nice teeth is a turn on for me. If you open your mouth and it looks like a battle of epic proportions, I don't like it.