I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'

Nice teeth is a turn on for me. If you open your mouth and it looks like a battle of epic proportions, I don't like it.

True love is when you're cheating on a person but the thought of them still makes your eyes smile!

When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.

I say it with my tongue firmly planted in cheek but there's truth to it - being a comedian is very close to being a therapist. When you're working smaller clubs, you're listening. You're feeling an energy, you're going with a tone but when people start yelling out, you almost start a conversation with people.

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.

We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments. When you're headed for a breakthrough moment, it's kind of scary because you say, 'If I break through then I have to make great change in my life.'