True love is when you're cheating on a person but the thought of them still makes your eyes smile!

When you see somebody walking down the street wearing a Superman t-shirt, you just want to shoot them in the chest ... when they start to bleed go, I guess not

I don't like people that litter. If you don't throw a wrapper in the trashcan and you just toss it out on the ground I wanna take you and toss you into outer space.

No one wants to drown. Drowning would be the worst. Cause everyone knows that feeling. That feeling, oh it's the worst... when you think you're drowning.

Sometimes, when you want to make a difference in a person's life, stay out of it.

You know your gut instincts are spot on about a person when you can also detect a water source in the soil beneath them.

It's hard to be happy for someone when you know deep down they'd kill you if they had the chance.