I'm watching some television tonight. I'm watching The Discovery Channel. You know, this channel, you never ever plan on watching this. It just happens. You're flickin' around, all of a sudden - boom - you're watching a mole for an hour-and-a-half.
Dane CookIt's not for any purpose such as religion, health, or things like that, I just never felt I had the need or want to drink or do drugs.
Dane CookI'm curious by individuals that embrace half a story so they can justify how incomplete they feel about their own self worth.
Dane Cook