True love is when you're cheating on a person but the thought of them still makes your eyes smile!

Then it was snack time, right in the middle of mass. Right out of nowhere, the priest would look down and say, 'Let's have some yum yums!' You would get in line - you would jump in the line - and you would go up and get the crouton O'Christ.

When a guy says "I have no idea what you're talking about" it means "I'm thinking of exactly what you're saying I did while I lie to you."

Sometimes, like we all do, I look at myself in the mirror. Sometimes I cry. Like a really hard cry like you just watch yourself cry but then you're done and you're just glowing and you're staring at yourself.

You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.

The key to attempting to create art in some aspect is also knowing that it will turn some people off.

I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.