I won't take no for a question.

I could take my time, and nobody was pressuring me to be a headliner. I could go up there, find my voice, and figure out what I wanted to do.

You are the director of your own life story. Don't cast idiots or people will walk out during your 2nd act.

I'm going to hell, ah... but you're laughing, so you're coming.

I do think I am funny, or I wouldn't be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and learning.

I don't get any anxiety. I don't because of two reasons. Number one, just breaking through it as a kid and finally getting past it was like okay, nothing's ever going to feel that scary again as that deafening silence of a joke not working. Any joke not working is not as bad as not being able to even try and get on stage.

I get so into the moment.