When someone's running late through an airport, I hope they miss their flight so they can meet the love of their life at the duty free shop.
I did stand-up comedy for seventeen years. I need to explore other things.
Ma'am, are you trying to molest me via drivethru?
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
I'm a late-night guy.
You are the director of your own life story. Don't cast idiots or people will walk out during your 2nd act.