You can easily tell if a person is lying and cheating on you if they say, I love you. I would never lie to you or cheat on you.
Dane CookI'm sure that people who have been tweeting funny things have ended up on writing staffs of a late night show.
Dane CookI feel like I was born and bred to stay self-motivated. I'm not one of those people who ho-hums and feels sorry for himself when something's bad.
Dane Cook