I get so into the moment.
You are the director of your own life story. Don't cast idiots or people will walk out during your 2nd act.
I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian.
I always thought that if I got no love at all early in my standup career, or I was god awful, I thought I'd get into psychology.
I'm focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more.
Why do bad guys in movies always love to whistle really slowly?