I always wanted to do a B&E. Not bacon and eggs. Although I could always go for bacon and eggs. I'm talking about breaking in and entering.

There was a girl I loved in high school - but never spoke to. Cut to my five-year reunion: I'm an entirely different person.

I'm not racist, I've got a black president.

I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'

I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.

Comedy is immediate. Comedy is a solo mission. You're all by yourself, up there. And when you're in a film, on a set, it's a collaborative effort. It's about me being a tool for somebody else to create a story and a character from nothing, from their imagination.

I just get excited doing shows. Off stage I am actually very feeble and must be spoon-fed because my hands are too brittle.