I feel like the gods have certainly patted me on the head.

A lot of comics are kind of vampire types; we do our shows and disappear into the night. My philosophy was, this is like politics, and if I want people to know about my campaign, I'm going to go out there and shake hands.

I feel like I was born and bred to stay self-motivated. I'm not one of those people who ho-hums and feels sorry for himself when something's bad.

I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.

I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.

Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.

I would love to have acidy spit.