I feel like the gods have certainly patted me on the head.

I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.

It's hard to be happy for someone when you know deep down they'd kill you if they had the chance.

I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat .... unless I found a whole room of people who also wanted that person dead.

In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.

Comedy is immediate. Comedy is a solo mission. You're all by yourself, up there. And when you're in a film, on a set, it's a collaborative effort. It's about me being a tool for somebody else to create a story and a character from nothing, from their imagination.

When I'm wrong I'm like the Emperor on the Death Star thinking he'll turn Luke. Yet, when I'm right I'm a Jedi like my father before me.