I feel like the gods have certainly patted me on the head.

I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.

I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50.

Why do they call it the restroom? Is there anybody just resting in this room?

I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.

My advice is: to try and stay really true to the things that make YOU laugh, as opposed to trying to create a character that you think is funny. Some comedians get into bad habits when they are trying to create something that is not them, and they are trying to write a voice that isn't their true voice.

I feel like the gods have certainly patted me on the head.