It's amazing how dumb people can impress you with how much stupider they can be when they really assert themselves.
Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.
Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.
I'm not giving up on life. I'm giving up on today.
I'm really great in other peoples relationships.
I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.