There's always someone in every group of friends that nobody likes.

Sometimes girls act all TNT Network because they know drama. That's when guys get all TBS around you because we think it's very funny.

I won't take no for a question.

The problem with dating a model is they won't go out with you if your cars color doesn't match their outfit.

Three weeks ago one of my dreams came true. I finally got to see something I always wanted to witness live. I finally saw someone get hit by a car... Nailed!

You must accept responsibility for your actions. This doesn't include reactions, interactions or transactions if you're thinkin' loophole.

Some people have constipation of the brain but their mouth has the runs.