Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!

When you swear to God, its true ... right now God is watching and saying, this is true.

I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.

On stage I am the actor, director and the bouncer all at the same time. Fear does not exist in this dojo does it? No Sensi! Sorry when I get excited I have to toss in some Karate Kid quotes.

Losing my mind sounds so pessimistic. I prefer the term winning my insanity.

Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.

I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.