Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!

It's amazing how dumb people can impress you with how much stupider they can be when they really assert themselves.

Every joke has its origin - the punching people in the face joke. It hurts like hell to get punched in the face.

Every great thing starts with an idea, followed by a doubt and finally a resolve to abandon or pursue. Victory is a treacherous journey.

I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.

I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.

When I'm looking for hot button answers to tough questions, I don't look to congressman or my mayor. I say, 'What would Miss U.S.A. have to say about this?'