There was a girl I loved in high school - but never spoke to. Cut to my five-year reunion: I'm an entirely different person.

I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.

My brain is very fantastical. If I ever actually recorded myself, I could probably win a Grammy for sex talk. Being on the road while in relationships, you need to learn to pleasure one another.

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There was a girl I loved in high school - but never spoke to. Cut to my five-year reunion: I'm an entirely different person.

I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.

Sometimes girls act all TNT Network because they know drama. That's when guys get all TBS around you because we think it's very funny.