There was a girl I loved in high school - but never spoke to. Cut to my five-year reunion: I'm an entirely different person.

I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.

Trolls look for reasons to hate but really what they are mad at is the fact they are not included in anything ever.

I say God bless you... I don't say bless you... I'm not the Lord. I can't do that...

I get so into the moment.

Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.

I always thought that if I got no love at all early in my standup career, or I was god awful, I thought I'd get into psychology.