There was a girl I loved in high school - but never spoke to. Cut to my five-year reunion: I'm an entirely different person.

I am going to name a group of my kids after my favorite cartoons, I am going to name them after Transformers.

You are the director of your own life story. Don't cast idiots or people will walk out during your 2nd act.

There will be a guy in a yellow poncho, his name is Hank, he will take you to the whopper lair.

I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.

You can't teach an old hater new truths.

I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.