Are there glass shards in my anus?!

Strip clubs are great places to meet interesting people you only wanna know for about 40 minutes.

I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.

I'm curious by individuals that embrace half a story so they can justify how incomplete they feel about their own self worth.

I'm really great in other peoples relationships.

I want to be able to challenge myself. And do things that are away from what I usually do. Stand-up is safe for me. I can do stand-up in front of twenty-five thousand people, and I'm like, "I know how to do this. This is what I do." I want to be a little scared.

Pain only hurts when you are looking for a reason to quit. You don't feel a thing when you know you can still win.