I was home educated but would skip my lessons to go hang out at school.
Why do bad guys in movies always love to whistle really slowly?
I don't know if I could rebuild an airplane engine, but I know a little bit about rotors and rivets.
Are there glass shards in my anus?!
I feel like I was born and bred to stay self-motivated. I'm not one of those people who ho-hums and feels sorry for himself when something's bad.
When you get hit by a car sometimes your shoes will fly off, sometimes your pants will come off, but I was not fortunate enough to see the pants portion.