I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.

Every great thing starts with an idea, followed by a doubt and finally a resolve to abandon or pursue. Victory is a treacherous journey.

Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.

I have never even had a sip of alcohol, never have done drugs. The hardest thing I have ever done would be Pepsi.

I feel like I was born and bred to stay self-motivated. I'm not one of those people who ho-hums and feels sorry for himself when something's bad.

I feel like the gods have certainly patted me on the head.

I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.