I don't know if I could rebuild an airplane engine, but I know a little bit about rotors and rivets.
Dane CookSomeone needs to make a zombie movie where when you get bit it turns you into a singing and dancing extraordinaire.
Dane CookTrue love is when you're cheating on a person but the thought of them still makes your eyes smile!
Dane CookWhen you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer.
Dane Cook