Sometimes, when you want to make a difference in a person's life, stay out of it.

You have to realize, when you're a comedian, that you have to have a thick skin. And trust me, being onstage in front of people is already difficult enough. Somebody's personal attack in an email is not as hard as getting onstage.

When you get hit by a car sometimes your shoes will fly off, sometimes your pants will come off, but I was not fortunate enough to see the pants portion.

Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.

Why do they call it the restroom? Is there anybody just resting in this room?

Sometimes, when a person gains a lot of success at a very young age, they become targets, and it's really easy to follow the crowds and not make independent decisions based on truly how you feel.

You can easily tell if a person is lying and cheating on you if they say, I love you. I would never lie to you or cheat on you.