Sometimes, when you want to make a difference in a person's life, stay out of it.

You can't teach an old hater new truths.

I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.

What happens in Vegas, I'm telling everyone.

I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.

I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50.

I grew up very self-loathing. I was a phobic. I had anxiety. I had panic attacks.