Sometimes, when you want to make a difference in a person's life, stay out of it.

I have faith in all mankind. Well,not faith really, more like hopeful suspicion. And not "all" but 5 people. Mankind meaning computers.

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.

I've lived (in LA) for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't anymore.

Sometimes girls act all TNT Network because they know drama. That's when guys get all TBS around you because we think it's very funny.

I say God bless you... I don't say bless you... I'm not the Lord. I can't do that...

My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.