I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.

My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare.

Pain only hurts when you are looking for a reason to quit. You don't feel a thing when you know you can still win.

Every joke has its origin - the punching people in the face joke. It hurts like hell to get punched in the face.

Video games don't make people go nuts. I played Super Mario forever. Not once hopping on a turtle or smash my head through a brick ceiling.

Some girls look beautiful with no makeup on at all. I call them lazy. Now go throw some war paint on you bleak empty canvas you.

I feel like the gods have certainly patted me on the head.