I was home educated but would skip my lessons to go hang out at school.
I feel like the gods have certainly patted me on the head.
When you get hit by a car sometimes your shoes will fly off, sometimes your pants will come off, but I was not fortunate enough to see the pants portion.
Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.
Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!
Even when I go to a salad bar, I need to feel like I'm one of the first people there.