If you live far away from a person you no longer want to date just let them know that they are geographically undesirable.

What happens in Vegas, I'm telling everyone.

I got home from work today and took like a one hundred hour nap. No you did not. You'd be very sick if you were taking one hundred hour naps. That's a coma! If you said you took a coma after work I'd be able to follow the story.

The little boy inside of all us men always loves something video game related.

If haters or whatever want to find you - I mean, some of them are so tenacious. You want to hire them to work for you. Theyre very, very savvy in terms of how they find you and get to you.

You can easily tell if a person is lying and cheating on you if they say, I love you. I would never lie to you or cheat on you.

I'm curious by individuals that embrace half a story so they can justify how incomplete they feel about their own self worth.