I've always read books and loved human behavior since I was ten or twelve years old. Maybe even that's why I wanted to do comedy.

You have to realize, when you're a comedian, that you have to have a thick skin. And trust me, being onstage in front of people is already difficult enough. Somebody's personal attack in an email is not as hard as getting onstage.

The whole thing with comedy is that you are always in control. Writer, director, actor, producer, and sometimes bouncer. And you are just a piece of their puzzle.

You need to open up your soul and have a weep-a-thon.

Sometimes sex is just a way to escape having to talk to that person.

I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.

I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.