I've always read books and loved human behavior since I was ten or twelve years old. Maybe even that's why I wanted to do comedy.

I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!

You can try to steal the thunder all you want, it just reminds people I'm the lightning. You rumble in the distance. I light up the sky.

I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.

I was told by a girl once that I should teach a course on how to kiss properly. I thought that was really a nice compliment. I then asked her what she thought about my sexual prowess and she recommended I talk to a guy she used to date. Body blow.

How do you fall into a lion's den, that is my first question there, you think you would be extra carefull around a den of lions.

Sometimes, like we all do, I look at myself in the mirror. Sometimes I cry. Like a really hard cry like you just watch yourself cry but then you're done and you're just glowing and you're staring at yourself.