I've always read books and loved human behavior since I was ten or twelve years old. Maybe even that's why I wanted to do comedy.

I'm focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more.

I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.

When I have a really hot date at a show, I definitely make it a point to use her name. The girls really love that.

On stage I am the actor, director and the bouncer all at the same time. Fear does not exist in this dojo does it? No Sensi! Sorry when I get excited I have to toss in some Karate Kid quotes.

I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.

I am going to name a group of my kids after my favorite cartoons, I am going to name them after Transformers.