I've always read books and loved human behavior since I was ten or twelve years old. Maybe even that's why I wanted to do comedy.

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.

I've been ignoring my feelings lately. That works pretty well. Might also settle for less this week, just to try it out.

We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits.

I grew up very self-loathing. I was a phobic. I had anxiety. I had panic attacks.

Sometimes girls act all TNT Network because they know drama. That's when guys get all TBS around you because we think it's very funny.

I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges.