I'm curious by individuals that embrace half a story so they can justify how incomplete they feel about their own self worth.
Dane CookWhen you don't have love, it's like there's a party going on, and everybody was invited, except for you. And you just happened to be walking by that house in the rain...
Dane CookHow do you fall into a lion's den, that is my first question there, you think you would be extra carefull around a den of lions.
Dane CookI once overheard the sweetest old woman behind me on a train tell her adorable old husband as he scoffed down a ham sandwich she had brought along, "If you ever yell at me to "stop bringing a ham sandwich with me every where we go" again? Next time I'm bringing a gun. And I'm blowing your God damn head off."
Dane Cook