When you're on a movie set and you are hopefully making a comedy, everyone's stifling their laughter. You're looking at the crew guys, hoping someone is making that face like, and not like, this is not working out, man.
Dane CookI never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.
Dane CookMy brain is very fantastical. If I ever actually recorded myself, I could probably win a Grammy for sex talk. Being on the road while in relationships, you need to learn to pleasure one another.
Dane CookHere's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.
Dane Cook