Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.

You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.

Video games don't make people go nuts. I played Super Mario forever. Not once hopping on a turtle or smash my head through a brick ceiling.

I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'

When you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to dissemble a bomb? They take it and they're like, 'What do I do ... I don't really ... ha-huh ...' Yeah, it's the button on the top right where it always is since the beginning of #*@! time!

I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.

It's an incredible feeling falling in love someone who doesn't know you exist.