I get so into the moment.

It's the worst feeling when you come home alone late at night and think the stranger sitting on your couch is a pile of clothes.

There was a girl I loved in high school - but never spoke to. Cut to my five-year reunion: I'm an entirely different person.

I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.

I do think I am funny, or I wouldn't be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and learning.

I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.

I would love to have acidy spit.