I feel like people who don't brag are trying to make you jealous by thinking they're hiding something more even exciting.

I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'

Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.

Drive, ego and cocksureness are all essential elements in terms of getting exactly what you want but losing everything you've got.

I don't like people that litter. If you don't throw a wrapper in the trashcan and you just toss it out on the ground I wanna take you and toss you into outer space.

You have to have a strong sense of humor to date me, and also know that you're probably going to be a part of the routine quite a bit.

My brain is very fantastical. If I ever actually recorded myself, I could probably win a Grammy for sex talk. Being on the road while in relationships, you need to learn to pleasure one another.