I feel like people who don't brag are trying to make you jealous by thinking they're hiding something more even exciting.

Nice teeth is a turn on for me. If you open your mouth and it looks like a battle of epic proportions, I don't like it.

How do you fall into a lion's den, that is my first question there, you think you would be extra carefull around a den of lions.

I live my life like there's no yesterday.

You are the director of your own life story. Don't cast idiots or people will walk out during your 2nd act.

There will be a guy in a yellow poncho, his name is Hank, he will take you to the whopper lair.

When a guy says "I have no idea what you're talking about" it means "I'm thinking of exactly what you're saying I did while I lie to you."