I don't like when juice wears tights, its a horrible combination when juice wears tights.

What am I supposed to say to an atheist when he sneezes, ah, when you die nothing happens.

Video games don't make people go nuts. I played Super Mario forever. Not once hopping on a turtle or smash my head through a brick ceiling.

Drive, ego and cocksureness are all essential elements in terms of getting exactly what you want but losing everything you've got.

I feel like I was born and bred to stay self-motivated. I'm not one of those people who ho-hums and feels sorry for himself when something's bad.

I want to be able to challenge myself. And do things that are away from what I usually do. Stand-up is safe for me. I can do stand-up in front of twenty-five thousand people, and I'm like, "I know how to do this. This is what I do." I want to be a little scared.

Are there glass shards in my anus?!