I'm a late-night guy.

Every joke has its origin - the punching people in the face joke. It hurts like hell to get punched in the face.

You can't become tempted if you just give in a little quicker.

Nice teeth is a turn on for me. If you open your mouth and it looks like a battle of epic proportions, I don't like it.

I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50.

When I'm looking for hot button answers to tough questions, I don't look to congressman or my mayor. I say, 'What would Miss U.S.A. have to say about this?'

You have to have a strong sense of humor to date me, and also know that you're probably going to be a part of the routine quite a bit.