I'm a late-night guy.

Teach your kids to make deplorable choices and hopefully they'll rebel and make the right ones.

When you're on a movie set and you are hopefully making a comedy, everyone's stifling their laughter. You're looking at the crew guys, hoping someone is making that face like, and not like, this is not working out, man.

I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges.

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50.

I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.