I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!

Teach your kids to make deplorable choices and hopefully they'll rebel and make the right ones.

When you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to dissemble a bomb? They take it and they're like, 'What do I do ... I don't really ... ha-huh ...' Yeah, it's the button on the top right where it always is since the beginning of #*@! time!

I just get excited doing shows. Off stage I am actually very feeble and must be spoon-fed because my hands are too brittle.

If my voice can resonate that way with kids, maybe it will resonate through 'Planes' as well, and they'll hear that little something that I'm giving to them, a performance that says to them, "I want to try." It's all interconnected. I don't think it's thinking too deeply about it.

I got home from work today and took like a one hundred hour nap. No you did not. You'd be very sick if you were taking one hundred hour naps. That's a coma! If you said you took a coma after work I'd be able to follow the story.

People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job.