I'm really great in other peoples relationships.

I've lived (in LA) for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't anymore.

I don't like when juice wears tights, its a horrible combination when juice wears tights.

My mom and dad passed away from cancer. Within nine months, I lost both of my folks. Immediately after that, I had a horrible betrayal where my brother, who worked for me, stole a lot of my money. He's in jail now.

You can't teach an old hater new truths.

It's hard dealing with day to day disappointments and feeling like you can't find success. Especially when your best friend is Pixar.

Dear semi hot girl taking photos on a boat. It's not your boat so stop acting like you own it. You drive a used Civic.