I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken in by it, they see that I'm a guy that has love of the game.

I am going to name a group of my kids after my favorite cartoons, I am going to name them after Transformers.

I don't like when juice wears tights, its a horrible combination when juice wears tights.

When I'm wrong I'm like the Emperor on the Death Star thinking he'll turn Luke. Yet, when I'm right I'm a Jedi like my father before me.

It's not for any purpose such as religion, health, or things like that, I just never felt I had the need or want to drink or do drugs.

If haters or whatever want to find you - I mean, some of them are so tenacious. You want to hire them to work for you. Theyre very, very savvy in terms of how they find you and get to you.

You need to open up your soul and have a weep-a-thon.