When somebody says I wouldn't change a thing they're thinking of something they would change.
Dane CookHere's the thing about Red Sox fans, or actually just fans from that region, in general: they appreciate the effort. And if you mail it in or if you give 80 percent, even with a win, they'll let you know that's not how you do it. They want - if it's comedian, if it's a musician, bring us your best show.
Dane CookWhen I have a really hot date at a show, I definitely make it a point to use her name. The girls really love that.
Dane Cook