I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.

When I have a really hot date at a show, I definitely make it a point to use her name. The girls really love that.

On stage I am the actor, director and the bouncer all at the same time. Fear does not exist in this dojo does it? No Sensi! Sorry when I get excited I have to toss in some Karate Kid quotes.

I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.

I'm fine, I am just going to go over here and puke shards of my own pelvis into this bush.

It's hard dealing with day to day disappointments and feeling like you can't find success. Especially when your best friend is Pixar.

I think beating someone to death with a ukulele would just sound funny.