Strip clubs are great places to meet interesting people you only wanna know for about 40 minutes.

I think beating someone to death with a ukulele would just sound funny.

It's amazing how dumb people can impress you with how much stupider they can be when they really assert themselves.

Video games don't make people go nuts. I played Super Mario forever. Not once hopping on a turtle or smash my head through a brick ceiling.

I did stand-up comedy for seventeen years. I need to explore other things.

I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.

Some people have constipation of the brain but their mouth has the runs.