I'm a deep thinker when it comes to shallow no brainers.
My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare.
Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!
Dear semi hot girl taking photos on a boat. It's not your boat so stop acting like you own it. You drive a used Civic.
I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.
I don't like when juice wears tights, its a horrible combination when juice wears tights.