It was peace. Peace is when you would shake the hands of the people around you. And you knew peace was coming because the priest would say it five times rapid fire. He'd go, โMy peace I leave, my peace I give to you. While we ate Reese's Pieces with the Lord. And I have a piece of lint in my peaceful eye"!
Dane CookIt's hard to be happy for someone when you know deep down they'd kill you if they had the chance.
Dane CookYou know your girls up to no good when her and her friends make a pact to post nothing on Instagram.
Dane CookNo one wants to drown. Drowning would be the worst. Cause everyone knows that feeling. That feeling, oh it's the worst... when you think you're drowning.
Dane Cook