It was peace. Peace is when you would shake the hands of the people around you. And you knew peace was coming because the priest would say it five times rapid fire. He'd go, “My peace I leave, my peace I give to you. While we ate Reese's Pieces with the Lord. And I have a piece of lint in my peaceful eye"!
Dane CookSometimes girls act all TNT Network because they know drama. That's when guys get all TBS around you because we think it's very funny.
Dane CookThe problem with dating a model is they won't go out with you if your cars color doesn't match their outfit.
Dane Cook