It was peace. Peace is when you would shake the hands of the people around you. And you knew peace was coming because the priest would say it five times rapid fire. He'd go, “My peace I leave, my peace I give to you. While we ate Reese's Pieces with the Lord. And I have a piece of lint in my peaceful eye"!
Dane CookDrive, ego and cocksureness are all essential elements in terms of getting exactly what you want but losing everything you've got.
Dane CookYou know your girls up to no good when her and her friends make a pact to post nothing on Instagram.
Dane CookI don't know if I could rebuild an airplane engine, but I know a little bit about rotors and rivets.
Dane CookWhen somebody says I wouldn't change a thing they're thinking of something they would change.
Dane CookI'm in a new club, by the way. And I don't know if you're first timers like I am, but I'm in the 'I Just Dropped My Cell Phone In My Own Piss' Club. Have you done that? Yeah, good times. I'm on the phone and I forget that I'm using shoulder technique. Urinals were taken so I went in to use the regular john. And as I'm standing there, mid-conversation, I'm like 'Are you serious?' and it just started to toboggan right down my powerful chest.
Dane Cook