Any guy that refers to dating women as the hunt or being on the prowl should be evaluated for a number of conditions.
Are there glass shards in my anus?!
It's an incredible feeling falling in love someone who doesn't know you exist.
I can do more than just stand-up comedy, and the only way I'll be able to show that is if I do it myself. Because nobody trusts that I can do it.
I get so into the moment.
I don't like people that litter. If you don't throw a wrapper in the trashcan and you just toss it out on the ground I wanna take you and toss you into outer space.