I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50.

I'm going to hell, ah... but you're laughing, so you're coming.

Saw a lost dog sign with a pic of the dog and a little boy hugging it. I'm assuming the kids safe and we're just focusing on the pooch.

The key to attempting to create art in some aspect is also knowing that it will turn some people off.

There will be a guy in a yellow poncho, his name is Hank, he will take you to the whopper lair.

Strip clubs are great places to meet interesting people you only wanna know for about 40 minutes.

You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.