Strip clubs are great places to meet interesting people you only wanna know for about 40 minutes.
Dane CookIt's hard dealing with day to day disappointments and feeling like you can't find success. Especially when your best friend is Pixar.
Dane CookYou know what I'd like to be able to do more than anything else? I'd love to be able to shoot spaghetti out of my fingertips. Pppptthhh! Cause no one wants to be covered in spaghetti. No. If I'm on a date with a girl and she's very rude, I'd be like, You know what? Pppptthhh! Enjoy your spaghetti, you're very rude. Enjoy your spaghetti, cause you're rude. Pppptthhh!
Dane CookYou know your gut instincts are spot on about a person when you can also detect a water source in the soil beneath them.
Dane Cook