I found someones passport on the ground tonight. Where do you sell these things?
I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.
Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!
Teach your kids to make deplorable choices and hopefully they'll rebel and make the right ones.
When you're on a movie set and you are hopefully making a comedy, everyone's stifling their laughter. You're looking at the crew guys, hoping someone is making that face like, and not like, this is not working out, man.
I'm not racist, I've got a black president.