Created a word game to play with a person you're fighting with. Silent Treatment. Nothing happens until one of you quietly says, Hey, you hungry?

On stage I am the actor, director and the bouncer all at the same time. Fear does not exist in this dojo does it? No Sensi! Sorry when I get excited I have to toss in some Karate Kid quotes.

Start each day out the holy way..with Christ Chex, it's a miracle in a bowl. Just open the box and you hear AHHHHH....and then a lil' angel flies out and says 'good morning, life is beautiful!'.

You know your gut instincts are spot on about a person when you can also detect a water source in the soil beneath them.

When somebody says I wouldn't change a thing they're thinking of something they would change.

I'm bringing back the skinny tie but wearing it tied around my balls.

I'm really great in other peoples relationships.