You know your gut instincts are spot on about a person when you can also detect a water source in the soil beneath them.

I've been ignoring my feelings lately. That works pretty well. Might also settle for less this week, just to try it out.

When somebody says I wouldn't change a thing they're thinking of something they would change.

If you lie to a person at least tell someone else you've lied to the truth. It balances out your karma.

Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day.

No one wants to drown. Drowning would be the worst. Cause everyone knows that feeling. That feeling, oh it's the worst... when you think you're drowning.

Then it was snack time, right in the middle of mass. Right out of nowhere, the priest would look down and say, 'Let's have some yum yums!' You would get in line - you would jump in the line - and you would go up and get the crouton O'Christ.