Ma'am, are you trying to molest me via drivethru?
I'm bringing back the skinny tie but wearing it tied around my balls.
I have never even had a sip of alcohol, never have done drugs. The hardest thing I have ever done would be Pepsi.
What happens in Vegas, I'm telling everyone.
If haters or whatever want to find you - I mean, some of them are so tenacious. You want to hire them to work for you. Theyre very, very savvy in terms of how they find you and get to you.
You have to realize, when you're a comedian, that you have to have a thick skin. And trust me, being onstage in front of people is already difficult enough. Somebody's personal attack in an email is not as hard as getting onstage.