Nice teeth is a turn on for me. If you open your mouth and it looks like a battle of epic proportions, I don't like it.

When you delete pictures of your ex off your phone, it feels lighter.

You have to have a strong sense of humor to date me, and also know that you're probably going to be a part of the routine quite a bit.

It was peace. Peace is when you would shake the hands of the people around you. And you knew peace was coming because the priest would say it five times rapid fire. He'd go, “My peace I leave, my peace I give to you. While we ate Reese's Pieces with the Lord. And I have a piece of lint in my peaceful eye"!

I'm watching some television tonight. I'm watching The Discovery Channel. You know, this channel, you never ever plan on watching this. It just happens. You're flickin' around, all of a sudden - boom - you're watching a mole for an hour-and-a-half.

A couple of days back, I got into a car accident. Not my fault. Even if it's not your fault, the other person gets out of their car and looks at you like it's your fault: Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing 80!

Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.